Hi "Die-wee," see some of us remember the Phonetic spelling for the Vietnames word -- amazing, eh?
You are right,we got a lot of phonies and fakes out there and sadly, they have become rich writing stories and making movies that are filled with half-truths and goofy story lines. We need some realism in our memories that everyone can relate too and understand.
Welcome home and stay safe.
Oh you know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out!!